Shuebert Hates You – Towel


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Shuebert is a little turtle. He loves everyone and would never hurt a guppy because he’s a progressive vegan. But you know what, he knows what you do on the internet when you’re alone and every time you do *that* a turtle gets caught in plastic rings from craft beer and dies. Shuebert hates you for killing his family.

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

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Weight 0.42 lbs


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