Salty – Unisex hoodie


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This statement hoodie says, “All Roads Have Been Plowed and Left Salty Just Like My Ex – ME,” and it’s one of those things that you only know if you know.

Ya know?

Brimming with sass and wit, it packs a punch with its hilarious and relatable message, especially if you’ve recently dealt with a salty ex!

While it doesn’t technically say anything untrue or have “cuss words,” it will probably get you removed from group therapy. Maybe this one is best for wearing on your lunch break at work.

So, if you need a little pick-me-up or just want to get some laughs at your ex’s expense, this unisex hoodie is a perfect choice.

A soft and comfy unisex hoodie that fits all your hoodie needs. The fleece fabric makes it a great partner all year round, be it a summer evening on the beach, or a Christmas dinner in a mountain cabin.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece*
• Hood
• Side-seamed
• Retail fit

*Heather Colors: 60% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece

The male model is wearing size M. He’s 6.0 feet (183 cm) tall, chest circumference 42.5″ (108 cm), waist circumference 33.5″ (85 cm).

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Size Chart

Chest to Fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53
Body Length (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ⅝ 29 ¾ 30 ⅞
Chest Width (inches) 19 ½ 21 ½ 23 ½ 25 ½ 27 ½