Eat a Dick – Premium face mask


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Have you ever had one of those days where you just want to go home with a bottle of wine, your pajamas on, and tell everyone in the world to fuck off? This is the mask for that day.

Join the “I Hate People Club” and with this kick-ass face mask. You can wear it to any occasion. Because who says you can’t be a little hostile while wearing a turtleneck sweater or pantsuit on the morning commute to work?

We guarantee the bus driver won’t say shit.

And you better believe people will stay the allotted 6 feet from you.

Our “Eat a Dick” Premium Face Mask is the perfect accessory for any occasion. It’s made of supersoft polyester microfiber and has elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators so that it will fit nicely on your head. You can even choose from different designs to match your style!

There are many reasons people wear masks nowadays, but one of the most popular ones is to protect themselves from germs or pollution. This reusable face mask will help keep you safe while also being comfortable and stylish!

• 100% super soft polyester microfiber
• Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80-85 g/m²)
• Nose wire that helps adjust the mask
• Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
• Pocket for a filter or napkin
• Washable and reusable

Additional information

Weight 0.02 lbs


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Size Chart

Size guide
Height (inches) 7 ⅛
Width (inches) 7 ¼
Earloop circumference (inches) 11 ¾
Height (cm) 18
Width (cm) 18
Earloop circumference (cm) 30