Blood is Thicker (LIMITED) – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt


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This is a limited edition unisex spin on one of our favorite t-shirts that is sure to piss off all of the right people.

Here’s a shirt for all the family reunions and Thanksgiving dinners. The illustration on the left depicts an old-timey dude giving a thumbs up, capturing the essence of what this shirt represents. The phrase “Blood Is Thicker Than Water, but So Is Shit” sits on the right in a box.

**hehehehehe shit’s funny! shit’s funny!**

This shirt is perfect for that awkward family reunion where everyone is trying to figure out what to talk about. Sure, you could try and discuss your favorite holiday food or argue about politics, but who really wants to do that? Instead, take the easy route and just talk about your second cousin twice removed who did that one thing that one time that really pissed gramma off!

It’s also the best shirt to wear to all your family gatherings next holiday season! Whether you’re gearing up for Thanksgiving or just hanging out with the in-laws, this shirt is sure to bring some levity to the table. Not only that, but it’s also a great way to subtly let everyone know that you don’t take familial issues too seriously. After all, blood is thicker than water, and shit happens – so deal with it!


If you’re lost, don’t feel bad, we did the work for you!

  1. humor or frivolity, especially the treatment of a serious matter with humor or in a manner lacking due respect.
    “as an attempt to introduce a note of levity, the words were a disastrous flop.”

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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