Here’s the crap you get with this membership level:
◘ 4″ round decal (IHP club logo)
◘ another 4″ round decal (People Suck)
◘ 4″ rectangle decal (People are Stupid)
◘ yet another decal (4″ square I Hate People .Club)
◘ Official Membership Card to put in your wallet, carry it around, impress your friends!
(oh, wait, you don’t have any since you’re a loser…)
◘ 8.5″ x 11″ Frameable Wall Certificate with your name on it stating you’re a Certified Useless Member of the IHP Club