Stand up & show the world

(even though YOUR World is very tiny)

that you actually do hate people!

(AKA get a backbone, grow a spine…)


Join the I Hate People Club & get all this crap we threw together (in less than 5 minutes since that’s about all the time you’re worth) with your membership.


There’s 2 membership choices depending on how much stuff you want.
We suggest you not be a douchebag but a moron instead… but it’s your call… choose wisely… if you’re able to that is…


[all the useless shit you get is pictured on the right side, or below if you’re on a phone or tablet and wasting your data plan by viewing this rubbish…]



Here’s the garbage that you’ll get
because you’re stupid enough to
sign up to be an IHP club member:

And NO, FREE Shipping IS NOT included on all orders… jerk!

The above LIFETIME membership fees are a one-time only charge, because we can only put up with your ass one-time.


Michigan residents must pay sales tax on all items herein.


[if you need more stickers  GO HERE  or just go away…]