Those Religious Nuts

I’m a non-evangelical religious person– Roman Catholic. Born and reproduced, not going to alter, smells and bells Catholic. However I get individuals happening that believe that my brand name of faith isn’t the best one, and that it’s their...

Please Leave the Car Engine Running Dumbass!

“Turn off the engine before fueling.” That seems pretty basic. It’s the same sign I see at every gas station between here and bum-f#@! Egypt. (Not that I’ve been there, but I bet they’ve got the same damn signs.) I’m filling up my...

Just Friggin Drive Bonehead!

So. Damn. Confusing. We feel for you. Two pedals between that gap in the floorboard to choose from in that rolling piece of shit which was a brand new car when Reagan was making threats to blow the Commies off the globe– a mental picture none of us should ever...

Less Texting, More Watching Moron!

Congratulations pal. You actually own a cell phone. Just a hunch, but I bet you’re the first one in your family to buy one of those new-fangled inventions that EVERYBODY has now owned for, like, a decade now. But I figure your mom and dad are so proud. Their...

Repeat after me: Hamburger! Hamburger! Dumb Waitress!

People are dumb. We get it. And those who work at restaurants appear to be better at being stupid than the rest of us. (Incidentally, that’s NOT something to brag about restaurant workers, so put your grabby hands reaching for an “I competed ” trophy...

Outmaneuvered… by your own car!

Hey, genius! Yeah, you. The one sitting smack-dab in front of me in the left-turn lane after cutting me off, meandering around in your luxury putz-mobile with the warm ass massager on full blast in 90-degree weather, making a case for other folks LIKE YOU to turn to...