We’re glad you’re thinking about becoming an ASSociate of ours!

(not really, but if that’s what you want to hear, whatever, bonehead…)

Referral Plan:

Do you like our products? (of course you do…)

Want to make some extra cash? (you probably need to…)

The plan is simple.
You sign up to be an ASSociate of ours, then refer people to this website.
If they buy some crap from us, we give you a commission.

(we’re not exactly sure who you’re going to tell since you’re a social butterfly, but hey, whatever, we’re throwing this opportunity out there anyways…)

There’s NO charges or fees or any other BS like that to become an ASSociate.
AFTER you read the rules & regs, Sign up FREE below.

Rules Regs & Commission Structure


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Sign Up Form

ONLY click this one AFTER you have read the above!

(gees, do I have to repeat myself ALL the time… god I hate people who don’t listen…)

You can find banner/display ads to assist you with your promotions  RIGHT HERE

You can find referral cards  RIGHT HERE