WE hate people just as much as everyone else.
In fact, we don’t like YOU either….

PEOPLE SUCK!
PEOPLE ARE STUPID!

But we’re sure you already know that….

Go buy one of our hater membership packages & maybe we won’t hate you as much….

Doubt it though… but you can try…

Or some hater stickers or a hater shirt or some shit…

it’ll be irritating having to fill your order, but I  guess we can take a minute to toss your crap in an envelope…
Then drive around the neighborhood trying to find a mailman to throw your package at…