13 Reasons I Hate People

1. They exist.

2. They breathe.

3. They talk. too much. too little. wrongly.

4. They don’t know how to walk.

5. They eat. too much. wrongly.

6. They think (well, some of them). They don’t know how to think.

7. They don’t know how to dress themselves.

8. They don’t know how to drive.

9. They don’t know how to convey messages.

10. They don’t know how to act in public.

11. They don’t know how to deal with relationships.

12. They don’t know how to take a joke.

13. They don’t know how to do anything correctly. that’s why they’re stupid. people suck! that’s why I hate people!

 

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